Mr. & Mrs. Goldberg had just got married. On their way to their honeymoon, Mr.Goldberg said to his new wife,
"Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"...
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Typical Mexican macho man married typical good-looking Mexican lady and after the wedding laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want - and I don't expect any hassle from you...
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Some people were gathered on the verandah after dinner. A young lady asked:
"Can you name five days of the week without mentioning Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday or Sunday?"...
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A blonde woman boards an airplane. She is extremely exhausted and just wants to take a nap. She finally finds her seat and sits down next to a very curious young man. He wants to test the whole dub blonde thing and possibly make some money out of it...
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A guy from Georgia enrolled at Harvard and on his first day he was walking across the campus and asked an upperclassman,
"Excuse me, can you tell me where the library is at?"...
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Two retired banking colleagues, Harry and John, were enjoying a few martinis over lunch when John one suddenly mused,
"You know, when I was thirty, my erection was so hard that I could grip it with both hands and not be able to bend it."...
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Mr.Shwartz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to Sol (who is very religious),
"So now, tell me, Sol, my boy, what do you do?"
"I study the Torah," he replies...
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Abe goes to see his rabbi.
"Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."...
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An industial expert went around asking different people,
"What do you like best about your job?"
"The good pay," one factory worker replied...
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Abe goes to see his boss and says,
"We're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow for Pesach, my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff."...
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