A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
"Why of course," comes the reply...
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The youngest son of a great Indian chief went to his father and asked,
"Oh father, how did you choose the names for your three children?"...
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Jewish Telegram:...
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There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife,...
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My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our six-year-old daughter and said,
"Would you like to say the blessing?"...
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Pretty girl: "May I try on that two-piece suit in the window?"...
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91-year-old Goldstein and his 89-year-old wife after 66 years of marriage go to their lawyer to get a divorce.
Puzzled, the lawyer asks, "Why did you wait all this time if you were both so miserable for so long?"...
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Maurice and Sarah were getting old and Maurice felt his wife was losing her hearing. He decided to stage a test. One day, as Sarah read the paper, he stood a distance behind her chair and said, in a conversational voice, "Can you hear me?"...
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This old gal was trying on one of those blouses with a plunging neckline and after looking herself over in the mirror, asked a saleslady if she thought it was too low-cut...
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**LOST DOG**
3 legs,
Blind in left eye,
Missing right ear,...
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