АНЕКДОТЫ (FUNNY STORIES)

Uncle Pete never asked the Lord for anything, but one day he heard about this Oregon Lottery… He began to think about it, and think about it… Then a couple of days later, he asked the Lord...
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Little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
Mom says, "No, because the dog is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child...
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Moishe is being indoctrinated by the Russian government:
Govt. Official: "If you had a yacht, what would you do with it?"
Moishe: "Give it to Mother Russia."...
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Moishe had been single for a long time. One day, he excitedly tells his mother that he's fallen in love at last and he is going to get married...
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Arriving for a visit, the woman asked her small granddaughter,
"Megan, how do you like your new baby brother?"...
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There was a position open for an accountant at this one large firm. They got the applicants down to 3 people. The president was going to interview each one separately. He asked the first applicant in...
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A boy was walking down the street with his Dad and noticed a dog mounting another dog.
The boy asked his Dad, "Hey Dad, what are those two dogs doing?"...
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Mildred came back from her annual checkup with her doctor in an unusually good mood, and her husband asked her what had made her day. Mildred said,
"The doctor told me that I have the breasts of an eighteen year old."...
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A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch. The seaman asks,
"So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"...
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Mrs.Herman from London was visiting some friends in Florida when she saw a little old man roching merrily away on his front porch. He had a lovely smile on his face. She just had to go over to him...
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