A businessman boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant Jewish woman wearing the largest and most stunning diamond ring he had ever seen. He asked her about it...
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- Hello, that's you, Abe?
- Yes, dis is Abe...
- It doesn't sount like Abe.
- Vell, dis is Abe all right...
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A newspaper was running a competition to discover the most high principled, sober, well-behaved citizen. Among the entries came one which read:...
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A woman was thinking about finding a pet to keep her company at home. She decided she would like to find a beautiful parrot; it wouldn't be as much work as say, a dog, and it would be fun to hear it speak...
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A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot...
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Bernie is a very wealthy man indeed. One day in June, he goes on holiday with his latest, much younger girlfriend, Sarah...
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After Adam was created, there he was, all alone, in the Garden of Eden. Of course it wasn't good for him to be all by himself, so the Lord came down to visit...
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Two beggars are sitting on a park bench in Ireland. One is holding a cross and one a Star of David. Both are holding hats to collect contributions. People walk by, lift their noses at the man with the Star of David and drop money int the hat held by the man with the cross...
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Two winkies went on a hunting trip. After it began to get dark, they thought it was about time to go home. They unfortunately got lost. One winkie said to the other,...
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Bud, from Texas, is on holiday in Israel and meets farmer Shlomo there. Bud asks Shlomo what he does.
"I raise a few chickens," says Shlomo. "I'm also a farmer."...
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