Two retired banking colleagues, Harry and John, were enjoying a few martinis over lunch when John one suddenly mused,
"You know, when I was thirty, my erection was so hard that I could grip it with both hands and not be able to bend it."
Harry nodded in understanding.
John continued, "When I was forty, I could bend it ten degrees with the greatest of effort.
At fifty, I could bend it maybe twenty degrees. And now that I'm past sixty. I can bend it in half with one hand."
John paused to take a sup of his drink, and then said, "Harry, I wonder just how much stronger I'm going to get."