The musician finally finished a new song, but no one buys it.
He was telling another musician about it, and the other guy said, "Let me hear it."
The first guy went to the piano and played a wonderful tune.
When he finished, the second guy said, "That's a wonderful tune! I don't see why no one will buy it. What do you call it?"
The first man says, "I love you so god damn much I gotta shit."