A black family went to the zoo and the cage with the elephant. The young son asked his mother,
"Mama, what's that thing hangin' off dat elephant?"
"That's his tail, son."
"No, mama, dat other thing!"
"Oh, that's his trunk, son."
"No, mama, dat other thing between his legs!"
"Uh, that's nothin'," replies the mother.
Undaunted, the boy asks his father, "Daddy, daddy, what's dat thing hangin' off dat elephant?"
"That's his tail, son."
"No, daddy, dat other thing!"
"That's his trunk, son."
"No daddy, dat other thing between his legs!"
"Oh, that's his penis, son"
"Well, I asked mama and she said it was nothin'!"
"Son," replied the father, "I spoiled that woman!"