АНЕКДОТЫ → СЕМЕЙНЫЕ ПРАВИЛА (FAMILY RULES)

Typical Mexican macho man married typical good-looking Mexican lady and after the wedding laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want - and I don't expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise.
I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and cardplaying when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it.
Thouse are my rules! Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night - whether you're here or not."





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