АНЕКДОТЫ → САМЫЙ ПОРЯДОЧНЫЙ ГРАЖДАНИН (THE MOST WELL-BEHAVED CITIZEN)

A newspaper was running a competition to discover the most high principled, sober, well-behaved citizen.
Among the entries came one which read:
"I don't smoke, touch intoxicants or gamble. I am faithful to my wife and never look at another woman.
I am hard working, quiet and obedient. I never go to the movies or the theater, and I go to bed early every night and rise with the dawn.
I attend chapel regularly every Sunday without fail.
I've been like this for the past three years. But just wait until next spring, when they let me out of here!"





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