Leah had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months. Yet Tony, her husband, had stayed by her bedside every single day...
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The first Jewsish President calls his mother in Queens and invites her for Chanukah.
"I'd like to," she says, "but it's so much trouble... First, I have to get a cab to the airport, and I hate waiting on Queens Boulevard..."...
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"Hello there," said the vacuum cleaner salesman to the little girl who answered the door.
"Would you like to buy a vacuum cleaner? Watch this!"...
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Two men were travelling in a very wild part of America. They swa no modern houses and no traces of civilization for many days. What they saw were only a few huts made of wood or tents where Indians lived. One day they met an old Indian who was a hunter...
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A Londoner who was going to the West of England for a holiday, arrived by train at a town, and found that it was pouring. He called a porter to carry his bags to a taxi...
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A rabbi, a priest and a minister are discussing when life begins.
The priest says: "In our religion, life begins at conception."...
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After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counselling. They had been at each other's throat for some time and felt that this was their last straw...
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A man accompanied a friend home for dinner one evening and noticed that as soon as they entered the door, his friend kissed his wife and told her how pretty she looked...
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This guy is in a bar, just looking at his drink, he stays like that for half an hour, or so, then, this big burly trouble-maker a truck driver comes and sits next to him, and drinks what the guy was staring at. The poor man starts crying...
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A Man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone: "Get me a coffee quickly!"...
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