The rabbi of Chelm and one of his students were spending the night at the inn. The student asked the servant to wake him at dawn because he was to take an early train...
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Once the teacher asked his pupil: "Bobby, how many fingers have you?"
The pupil answered at once: "I have ten fingers."...
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Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it...
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The upset and concerned housewife Rivkah sprang to the telephone when it rang and listened with relief to the kindly voice. "Darling, How are you? This is Mummy."...
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A woman was thinking about finding a pet to keep her company at home. She decided she would like to find a beautiful parrot; it wouldn't be as much work as say, a dog, and it would be fun to hear it speak...
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A carpenter in Chelm is fixing the roof, but as he works, he throws away about half the nails. The mayor is passing by, and asks him why he's wasting so many nails. The carpenter answers,...
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A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her...
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A Jewish grandmother giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.
"You come to the fromt door of the Golders Green block of flats. I am in flat mumber 32...
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Moishe Cohen goes to his rabbi.
"I need your advice. My wife just gave birth to a girl."...
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The rabbi and the priest met every Sunday at 2 PM in the park to talk over the week's event sat. They rode their bicycles to a special bench every Sunday for twenty years...
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